ME

ME

I tell stories that make people cry (in good ways), and are weird (in great ways), and make weirdos (like me) feel less alone in our terrifying world.

I’m interested in telling more stories, and holding more baby animals.

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If you haven’t danced and screamed lately, I highly suggest dancing and screaming.

Music’s Highest Honor with Media’s Hottest Humans, stream the 2024 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony on @disneyplus so that maybe I’ll be able to feel the strong embrace of Busta Rhymes again in my life.

It’s fall, take a trip with some besties and go to Chicago, it’s the law! (First 📸: @baibaibaibaibaibai)

🎃👩&zwj;🦰🧶🩳🦁🦐☄️🍊🥐🏀⛺️📙

I *just* made the kg requirement for that life vest. Swipe for @superlau77 saying “aww look at their little udders” and a lovely song.

Ride or die
📸: @superlau77

💚🤮🐸🦖🍀🍏🥝🥦🎾🔋🪛🔫 etc

my blood + my bones, sinead forever, 40 is the new not being dead.

I know stuff happens every year, but humor me for a second bc this year had a lot to say. One thing it said was “lol you’re worried about your emotional stability? Eat glass, you idiot!” but another thing it said was “love you

Dream (swat) team

Normalize celebrating a birthday 3 months late

In the 1830s the town of Woodstock, Vermont was struck with Vampire panic. Boys began falling ill, turning ghastly pale, and losing all appetite. When vampirism was suspected, the bodies were exhumed, and when one was discovered to still have blood i

There’s a bar in Tokyo called La Jetée, named after the 1962 Chris Marker film, and I think it might be the most special bar in the world. Opened in 1974, its owner Tomoyo is a polite and passionate film buff who takes 2 weeks off every

Ate barracuda, drank wine at a Jacques Tati themed bar, went to a liquor store that had strong surfer vibes, 🇯🇵 rules

Baby of the Year 2023 is wishing all of the babies good luck in 2024, just work hard and believe in yourself!